Before you ask, yes, this is precisely what it looks like. I have many questions circling around in my head right now. The first is probably the most important: Why?
So, a product for tweeny-goth, menstruating women who don’t think Twilight is enough like the Jersey Shore; and it’s actually sold already. I kid thee not. Do you ever wish this country had a system restore? Or maybe even a Ctrl+Alt+Delete option?